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Lighter Fare

by Kelli

I am getting induced bright n’ early tomorrow morning. My son has already been informed that his contract for the position of Head Honcho is up for renegotiation and that his new terms aren’t looking so hot.

Will return Wednesday - I will be taking copious notes on how the early days go with breastfeeding. Those entries will be in a category called “Dear Diary” and I am planning to do at least 2 straight weeks’ worth, but would really like to do 3 weeks. In the meantime, let’s end this on a lighter note, shall we?

Friday, 7/6/07 - Anjali’s Due Date
With no baby imminently showing the whites of her eyes that night, I thought that I would splurge and get a vanilla malt. I love malts and HATE milkshakes - but I rarely get malts because they are what? A squillion calories or something? Anyway….. So, I go to Sheriden’s then drive merrily on my way home. I pull into the garage, reach for the malt and it’s not there. I realized with a slight horror what I had done. I had basically chucked a $20 bill at the kid in the drive-thru window at Sheriden’s - then, I drove off. DUDE. I didn’t even get my change, much less my malt. So, yeah. I sheepishly drove back to Sheriden’s to retrieve my money and malt. Sadly, they were fresh out of Dignity and Pride.

I may not have birthed a baby on my due date Friday, but apparently I birthed my brain.

However. There’s even more.

My husband was the IN THE CAR WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME.

Innernets, I ask of you - - - What’s HIS excuse??

Talk amongst yourself.


Posted in Me...Me...ME on July 8th, 2007

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  1. amy Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    the conclusion of this post made me laugh out loud! what IS your crazy hubby’s excuse?!I totally blame him. You obviously have pregnancy-brain–NOT your fault ;)

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